A MEMO TO FACEBOOK FOUNDER Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook CEO)

Oga Mark Zuckerberg I wanna thank you for Facebook and also thank you for many things like:

*Giving 9ja men an easy platform to chat babes without much hustle

*Giving 9ja SLAY QUEENS and borrow pose Queens an avenue to show off their stuffs like

*Allowing Under aged diapers “wearers” to insult their elders here cos we are all on facebook abi.;) :evil:

*Allowing small small girls to call a grown man “FOOL” and he will answer “LOL” cos we all can subscribe 500Mb and do facebook

*Allowing my HBP wen I see dat so-called slay queen who thinks everyone is jealous of her*** post a pic but she looks like shrek….No Offence

*Allowing guys abroad to be deceiving (promise marriage) African gals just bcos you snap inside aloplane(aeroplane) and call them with numbers dat doesn’t start with +44 or +009 etc. My brother is it fair???

*Allowing 9ja Jobless Guys to pose on borrowed cars just to entice that girl playing hard-to-get on Facebook.

Mr mark thanks For *Allowing ME to meet wonderful people here and exchange reasonable ideas, That alone I’m grateful for

*Allowing our babes to pose with different cars and in different hotels and caption it “Chilling at home ”. My Sister Diaris god oo

*Allowing guys to be flooding a girl’s inbox and begging for sexchat the same day after accepting his friend request.. Guy abeg fear God small na

*Allowing my family to read my updates, then call me and be like “are you still one of us?”…lol

*Allowing me to post what’s on my mind but the oversabi’s find it offensive and be drinking panadol on another person’s headache

**Giving me the opportunity to meet my old time friends That also am grateful also reuniting me with those I don’t wanna see again

**Also making my uncles,aunties and church members see my pictures and assume i’m now a Leading a revolutionary!!!!!

*Allowing people with low self esteem to be talkative on facebook  , you are mouthed.

*Allowing some stupid guys to be sending thanks for accepting my friend request on girls inbox n wall and also stealing girls phone number and calling them,  you need common sense slap*

**Lastly…..I plead with dee(MARK ZUKERBEG ) to provide Facebook with
LYING BUTTON” and "I DON'T CARE BUTTON

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