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A rich man looked through his window and saw a poor man picking something from his dustbin ... He said, Thank GOD I'm not poor. The poor man looked around and saw a naked man misbehaving on the street ... He said, Thank GOD I'm not mad. The mad man looked ahead and saw an ambulance carrying a patient ... He said, Thank GOD am not sick. Then a sick person in hospital saw a trolley taking a dead body to the mortuary ... He said, Thank GOD I'm not dead. Only a dead person cannot thank God. Why don't you thank GOD today for all your blessings and for the gift of life ... for another beautiful day. *What is LIFE*? To understand life better, you have to go to 3 locations : *1. Hospital* *2. Prison* *3. Cemetery* 🏥 At the Hospital, you will understand that nothing is more beautiful than HEALTH. 🔐 In the Prison, you'll see that FREEDOM is the most precious thing. 💐 At the Cemetery, you will realize that life is worth nothing....

A very poor man lived with his wife whose hair was very long. One day the wife asked her husband to buy her a comb for her long hair so that it can continue to grow well and to be well groomed. The man felt sorry and said he didn't have money even to fix the strap of his watch which had just broken. The wife did not insist. On his way to work that day the man passed by a watch shop, sold his damaged watch at a low price and went to buy a comb for his wife. He came back home in the evening with a comb in his hand ready to give to his wife. He was surprised to see his wife with very short hair. She had cut and sold her hair and bought a brand new watch for her husband. Tears flowed simultaneously from their eyes, not for the futility of their actions, but for the reciprocity of their love. Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own. Give love and show love where it matters.  How great our world will be if only we, as couple,  friends,  col...

Be Careful these days friends! ​This happened in Daboase yesterday. A lady called a shoemaker to help fix her slippers. She allowed him to stay in their compound, whiles she went back inside to continue with what she was doing. When he was fixing her slippers, he put something inside before stitching it back. Luckily for the Lady, her landlord was at his balcony watching the shoemaker without his knowledge. When he was done, he called the lady. She came out, and the shoemaker told her to try it on and make sure it was OK. Her landlord shouted from upstairs "No Jane!!, don't put your leg in that slippers. Wait!." He came downstairs and told the shoemaker to put his leg in the slippers. The shoemaker refused, The Landlord then alerted neighbours .So they all gathered and forced him to wear the slippers. Immediately he put his leg in the slippers, Guess what happened!!...  chai!!! We must be prayerful in this world oooo... The slippers👡 got torn again, meanin...

He called his friend; and told him: "I'm in need of money, my mom is sick and I have no money for her treatment." His friend said: "Alright my dear friend, just call me later after Devotion." He called him but his phone was switched off. He kept calling over and over again, until he got tired. And went to search for another friend who could help him with the treatment fee. But he couldn't find anyone who could help. He returned home and found a bag of medicines near his mother's pillow and she was sleeping. He asked his brother. The brother told him: "Your friend came and collected the prescriptions and brought these medicines. He just went out not long ago". He smiled and with tears in his eyes he went out to look for his friend, and when he found him; he asked him : "Where have u been, I have been calling you since, but your phone was switched off..?" The friend replied: "I sold my phone and bought the medicines for yo...

He cried himself to sleep everynight cause he was thinking of the night his father would beat him . As the room grew darker the lights grew dim. Everyday at school he would get picked on by all the boys and girls they call him mean names too his face. The teacher at school asked  him whats wrong he said can i have my own space. Next day he never showed  up to school and even the next day  going on three days too a couple weeks the teacher got worried. Teacher went too his house too see if he was okay  she saw him laying in bed  all beatin and brused  on his arms she then carried him away and hurried him to hospital. He then woke up 3 hours later and told the teacher thank you and  said all my life i felt used and abused. His teacher had a tear down her face and took him in her house and now his father is accused. Proudly written by *®MR I.T.L™*

Oga Mark Zuckerberg I wanna thank you for Facebook and also thank you for many things like: *Giving 9ja men an easy platform to chat babes without much hustle *Giving 9ja SLAY QUEENS and borrow pose Queens an avenue to show off their stuffs like *Allowing Under aged diapers “wearers” to insult their elders here cos we are all on facebook abi.;) :evil: *Allowing small small girls to call a grown man “FOOL” and he will answer “LOL” cos we all can subscribe 500Mb and do facebook *Allowing my HBP wen I see dat so-called slay queen who thinks everyone is jealous of her*** post a pic but she looks like shrek….No Offence *Allowing guys abroad to be deceiving (promise marriage) African gals just bcos you snap inside aloplane(aeroplane) and call them with numbers dat doesn’t start with +44 or +009 etc. My brother is it fair??? *Allowing 9ja Jobless Guys to pose on borrowed cars just to entice that girl playing hard-to-get on Facebook. ...

Do you still remember those awkward days in schools during Exams? 1. When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem, but you have already answered it...😳 2. When a fellow student asks for a graph paper, but you are finished and did not see anywhere where it was required...😧 3. When the invigilator says jump question 6 we will rectify it later, but it was the question you enjoyed most when answering...😟 4. When you see people busy using rulers and you are wondering what is going on...😣 5. When you hear your friends arguing after the exam whether the answer to question 5 was 35.5% or 36% and your answer was -45000😩 (I've laughed so hard... share if u did experience such during ur time at school)

PETER: "I want my money now!"  JOHN: "I will kill myself so that I won't pay you". ​he pulled a gun and shot himself dead😣💥🔫👉⚰​ PETER: "Hahaha...  If you think u'll get away with my money u r wrong, I will follow u until u pay me!". ​he takes the gun and shot himself dead as well😣💥🔫👉⚰.​ JAMES was watching from a distance he laughed and said: 😁"These guys are funny, I must watch this till the end"...He also took the gun and killed himself!😣💥🔫 😂😂😂😂😂😂 �� Who is the most stupid out of them? ⚰Peter❓ ⚰John❓ ⚰James❓ ```Pliz dont spoil the fun, Share with friends.📲```

A lady walked into a pet shop demanding for a parrot. *The owner:* "we have 2 kinds, one repeats everything you say & the other thinks for itself" *Lady:*"I think I'll like the one that thinks for itself" The owner brought out her choice & told her to quiz the parrot. *Lady:* how do I look? *Parrot:* like a prostitute *Lady:* I won't buy it, this parrot is rude! *The owner:* pls lady just give me a moment.....(walked towards the backyard with the parrot. He dipped the parrot into a bucket full of water & warned the parrot, "if u're rude to that lady one more time I will drown u in this bucket". When the man came back to d counter he told the lady now ask the parrot anything you wish and I assure u that he will be polite. CONVERSATION *LADY:* if I come home at night with a man, what will u call this man? *PARROT:* Your husband! *LADY:* Good, what if I come home with two men? *PARROT:* Your husband & your in-law. *LA...

I'M JUST THINKING OUT LOUD. There's a notorious programme currently going on called THE BIG BROTHER NAIJA. The winner of this notorious show is expected to walk away with a whopping N25 million and a breathtaking car. All that is required to win this show is to be Live with a bunch of fellow crazy, irresponsible people, do all sorts of immoral things, and, viola, you're the winner. Next thing, you're called a celebrity, winning big advertisement contracts and becoming the face of multinational companies. If only there could be an educating version of this programme. If only they could house some intelligent people in like manner and make them compete for similar prizes. But, no! Our people do not encourage sanity. Our society promotes evil over good, indecency over decency, immorality over morality, and ungodliness over godliness. The best in Mathematics competitions will go home with either a carton of cowbell milk or Indomie noodles, ridiculous stipends and laugha...

Three Days To Remember A Short Story By Sleeky king Chapter One Grace : hello sleeky when will you come visit me in Ekpo? Me: evening big sis, I don't have transport na and beside I don't even know that place called Ekpo. Grace: I will direct you na, and I will give you transport. Me: hmmm you know mama won't approve it. Grace: thats why she won't know Me: okay oh I will enter road this weekend please send me the direct address. Grace: okay I will do just that. : that was my elder sister and she is serving in Ekpo delta state after her nursing school, she want me to come pay her a visit so am not surprised anyway because anywhere she went she always want me to come visit her, am a health student studying nursing in school of health Benin and my journey to Ekpo is a memory I will never let go so easily, Am Christopher but people call me sleekyking because I know how to play girls like how arsenal midfielder know how to play football.(na before oh) Chapter two...

How to Immediately Get Back Your Stolen Car in Pakistan It is a fantastic idea for those who can't afford car insurance or Tracker System. I'm suggesting this to all my friends. How to Get Back Your Stolen Car? It takes only 2 minutes for a car thief to runaway with your car. No matter you have a tracker and auto-alarming devices fitted in your car. The best safety for your car is a live and active Mobile Phone hidden in a safe place in your car: 1. Buy any low price mobile phone with longer standby time (Q Mobile has one model which run for 10 days on standby and cost around Rs.2,200/-). 2. Insert Ufone sim in the mobile. THEY HAVE SHARED LOCATION INTERFACE WITH POLICE. So police can check cell location for them in real time. 3. Turn this mobile on complete SILENT mode (double check it should not vibrate while you turn it on SILENT mode). 4. Wrap it up slightly in a plastic sheet so that it should not get dirty and dusty during its hidden use. 5. Make sure it is perfe...

🔲Have you ever wondered what would happen if we treated the bible the way we treat our 📱mobile phone...? 🔲What if we can carry it with us wherever we go; In our bags 💼👜.... & our pockets? 🔲What if we looked at the pages📖 several times a day..? 🔲What if we went back🏃 to take it if forgotten😰? 🔲What if we treated the bible as though we cannot live without it..? - And really, we cannot live without it...! 🔲What if we give it to our children 👫 as gifts🎁?? 🔲What if we read it while travelling✈..🚌🚢🚗?? 🔲What if we made it a priority everyday??  Let our logo be : "Bible is my best friend..." 🔲Now, only 7% will re-send this message. 🔲Be amongst them & send it to the largest possible number of people..... &#128306...

A man saw a catholic sister and decided to give her a lift in his car.As the car was moving the man placed his hand on the laps of the sister pretending he was looking for the gear lever.The sister cast a glance at him and said Matthew chapter 7 vs 7".The man quickly removed his hand. After a short time the man placed his hand again on the laps of the sister.The sister said to him again ;"Matthew 7 vs 7".The man nervously removed his hand. The sister reached her destination and got off the car, cast another glance at the man and said "So you don't read your Bible!" When the man got home he opened his Bible to Matthew 7 vs 7 it says "ASK AND IT SHALL BE GIVEN UNTO U".The man shouted;"OH!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Don't laugh alone send to at list five people today 😄😄😄😄😄   TEMPLE OF JOKES

You will Laugh - enjoy reading 😉 Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You 1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's. 2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo. 3. You are now looking to find out. 4. You are laughing because you realise there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked. 5. You are going to forward this to others who are like 'YOU'!😜😜 I know at least 13 things about you now: 1. You are holding your phone 2. You are on Whatsapp 3. You just opened my msg. 4. You are now reading it  5. You are human  7. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips  8. You just attempted to do it  9. You are laughing at yourself 10. You have smiles on you...

This is dangerous. Please read before you sleep. Do you eat in dream? Do you fly in dream? Do you have sex in dream? Do you swim in dream? Do you attend meetings with unknown people in dream? Are you being chased by human or animals in dream? Do you experience being pressed down while sleeping? The most dangerous of all, do you dream and fail to remember your dreams? This is very dangerous, there are demons that comes to visit you while you sleep that makes you have these experiences and dreams. Right now as you are about to sleep, they are warming up and preparing to come and visit you as you sleep. In the mighty name of Jesus, any demon planing to visit you tonight, Holy Ghoooooost fire... Type:Fire and share this post, they will never visit you again. Fire will burn them tonight " .. Fire Please,SHARE To At least 3 Groups For Others To Read too & God Will Bless You.Share this or the demons will pay you a visit while you are sleeping🌕...

Valentine comes soonest, what colour(s)will you give me? Red ——————→I love you! Pink ——————→You're cute! Green——————→You're funny! Orange——————→I like you! White——————→ I used to like you! Yellow——————→You're unique! Indigo——————→ I hate you! Blue——————→ I miss you! Purple——————→ You're sweet! Brown——————→ You're my best Friend! Aqua——————→ I want to be ur bf/gf! Lemon---------------->I want to be ur Husband! Gold---------------->I want to be ur Wife! Violet-------------->Be my VAL! Send to all ur friends and ...

I have been minding my own business for too long since I became a member of whats app  but this time round l am having weird thoughts on my whatsapp list of friends... 1. Someone's status is 'sleeping' for 13 days. Are you  dead? 2. Someone is "driving" for 5 days. Probably he has arrived in Zambia by now. 3. Someone's "happy" for one month. Do you live in paradise? 4. Someone's always 'Available'. How free are you? 5. Someone is like from day one 'Hey there. I am using WhatsApp.' I know! And that is why you are on my list. 6. Someone status 'Urgent calls only'. Are you in the ambulance services? 7. Someone status 'Can't talk. WhatsApp only'. My friend, throw away that phone. You are not using it for its primary function. 8. Another say they are 'At the gym'. I wish to see their shape when they come out of it. 9. Another says  'In a meeting' for like 6 months. Are you planning to sell A...

```DEVIL: Whatsapp is totally my tool. GOD: Why are  you so sure? DEVIL: Because many people use the whatsapp for things that saddens you and pleases me. GOD: You may have your own ways but I have my faithful kids who are using whatsapp as a way to evangelize and communicate among themselves without pleasing you and saddening me. DEVIL: can we bet ? GOD: It's easy, my kids will send this msg to all their friends ...to Glorify God. DEVIL: I doubt it! They will read and ignore. GOD: My children, we will once again embarrass "Satan" and show the devil that whatsapp is not his, but a communication tool of my people! To evangelize and interact without giving me any grief. DEVIL: I accept the challenge! 🙏 Pass  to another 10 people in next 5 minutes and let's shame the devil. 🙏 God has given u : "Love" 💞 "Health" 😷 "Peace" ✌ "Friendship" 👫 "Patience"...

Today I went to the restaurant. I saw there is WIFI service. So I ask for the password. The waitress told me eat first. So I place my orders. After eating I ask again for the password and again she told me eat first. Feeling frustrated, again I order black coffee. After drinking again I ask for the password. They told me eat first. I then angrily ask the restaurant manager for the password. He replied eat first. Before I wanted to explode, I finally saw a sign show WIFI password "eat first".😂😂😂😂